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Steve Shilstone

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@david_castleton @lit_saturday wordmusic

12:14 am · December 4, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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3 of 5 stars to The Lost Girls of Paris by Pam Jenoff goodreads.com/review/show/51…

9:29 pm · December 3, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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AUDREY pic.twitter.com/8CwrEOwU2L

12:29 pm · December 3, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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Sayings #dada The grain elevator of hope often comes a cropper when faced with the torn fingernail of despair.

11:42 am · December 3, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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underwater from San Diego to China. surprisingly Grane went on to serve two terms in the British Parliament, a rare achievement for a passionate life-long citizen of Bakersfield, California.

11:49 am · December 2, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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surprisingly, surp to her friends, spelled her name in all lower case letters to honor her favorite literary character, archie the cockroach. The union of Carlton and surp was blessed with issue. The issue was prayer in schools. Carlton passed away while attempting to swim

11:49 am · December 2, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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CARLTON GRANE #dada #flashfriday Raised in a spent howitzer shell, Carlton Grane developed an explosive temper. Fed only peanut shells for the first five years of his life, he was understandably odd. Though rage ruled his every action, he managed to marry surprisingly well.

11:49 am · December 2, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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"IT HAPPENS LIKE CLOCKWORK EVERY TIME DECEMBER ROLLS AROUND AGAIN." #cartoon pic.twitter.com/UXCYsxc7zX

10:14 pm · December 1, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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HELMET MOON #dada #poetry helmet moon spin through the sky glisten the night blackberry pie depression helmet moon creep over cloud shadow the night torn tattered shroud depression helmet moon bath in the pool final night play the fool depression

11:48 am · December 1, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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4 of 5 stars to Slow Fade by Rudolph Wurlitzer goodreads.com/review/show/51…

3:10 pm · November 30, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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breaks through and falls to floor, the eggs have failed. If, however, car is stopped short by elongated mound, eggs may be considered to have met challenge. Prizes may or may not be awarded.

11:37 am · November 30, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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card table. Along one edge of table, arrange scrambled eggs into elongated mound. Move to other side of the table and bring out your matchbox car, which you should have conveniently stashed in the pocket of your serape earlier. Send car racing into the egg mound. If it

11:37 am · November 30, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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Why do people with nothing to say always insist on saying it?

11:31 am · November 30, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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FROLICKING #art pic.twitter.com/0LNLf6pwP4

11:37 am · November 28, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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LIES ABOUT QUEEN VICTORIA #dada Queen Victoria knew that Disraeli wrote sonnets to his rooster, how to make Belgian waffles, two radically different ways to skin an otter, the difference between snow and parliament, and an awful lot about peaches. pic.twitter.com/2DhNYYVptm

11:41 am · November 27, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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LEAVES NOT GOING GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT #photo #dylanthomas pic.twitter.com/eB7rWXRaVm

7:27 pm · November 26, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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4 of 5 stars to A Shilling for Candles by Josephine Tey goodreads.com/review/show/51…

2:43 pm · November 26, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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there’s disgrace. S.M: Double time! Now! Forward …. HARCH! L.M: Or time and a half. Whatever.

11:37 am · November 26, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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THE STERN MARTINET AND THE LAX MARTINET #whimsy S.M: Straighten that line! L.M: Looks straight enough to me, fellas. S.M: Suck in that gut, Simpkins! L.M: As if you could, eh, Simpkins? S.M: Corporal, this is a disgrace! L.M: Well, there’s disgrace and

11:37 am · November 26, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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stains, the corpse took home first prize twinkle, twinkle, great horned owl can you tell me, learned fowl if my hair is neatly combed or nested like the wild sea foamed

11:44 am · November 25, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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ERRATICA #literary A book of curses underneath the cow A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou Beside me ranting in a state of bliss a man a plan a canal panama YO, BONK ON BOB NO KNOB, OY Beneath the fallen rotten tree the village loony lies With dashed out brains and bloody

11:44 am · November 25, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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THANKSGIVING ON VENUS #whimsy Thanksgiving on Venus looks exactly like this if when you say Thanksgiving you mean the Lake Tahoe Basin and by Venus you mean a sunny Autumn day. pic.twitter.com/trwxasYuDX

11:46 am · November 24, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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THANKSGIVING LIES #lies The meal in 1621 featured a piquant salsa prepared lovingly by Miles Standish, clam and roast duck sandwiches, Squanto leg wrestling with Governor Bradford, an eel-slurping contest, and enough wine, ‘very sweete & strong’, to satisfy ye palates of all.

11:39 am · November 24, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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BETWEEN PORTALS #art pic.twitter.com/5zFnxmiuSR

11:41 am · November 23, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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AUTUMN #autumn #photo pic.twitter.com/86cuvfDmcz

11:38 am · November 23, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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5 of 5 stars to Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston goodreads.com/review/show/51…

12:10 pm · November 22, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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#FairyTaleTuesday The banished king was allowed back into the castle to see if he had mended his ways. He hadn't.

11:34 am · November 22, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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AUTUMN #autumn #photography pic.twitter.com/t3uvXAT334

11:40 am · November 21, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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PRETTY #autumn pic.twitter.com/E51xs5mTnm

11:39 am · November 20, 2022

Steve Shilstone

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LIES ABOUT TOSCANINI #music Arturo Toscanini once sparred with Jack Dempsey, got his hand stuck in the bell of a french horn, did a headstand on a speeding motorcycle, killed a falcon with his slingshot, and shortsheeted Puccini. pic.twitter.com/GMBxSEpUHW

11:44 am · November 19, 2022

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