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Steve Shilstone

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A POEM #dada this is a poem not about owls it’s also not about goats it’s mostly about the way cheese is made with a small offhand mention of boats oh milk oh rennin (boat)

11:47 am · August 3, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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3 of 5 stars to Ahab's Return by Jeffrey Ford goodreads.com/review/show/34…

5:39 pm · August 2, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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@MoviesSilently Mine is Jessie Ralph as Ma Burley in San Francisco. She only had 2 scenes, but boy, did she nail them.

12:17 pm · August 2, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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DUEL #poetry trembling joe was a formidable foe he wiggled when i wagged i feinted here he feinted there my spirit sadly sagged in a final thrust i placed my all he danced aside adroitly i fell undone he pulled a gun and winged me by the oak tree

12:01 pm · August 2, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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SALE #dada HURRY! FINAL FEW DAYS! OUR 20TH SEMI-ANNUAL GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! PRICES SLASHED, NAY, DISEMBOWELED! (not valid where the wild fern grows)

11:55 am · August 1, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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YELLOW BIKE! #dada #poetry cruel yellow bike! yellow bike! dawn yellow bike! yellow bike! snow yellow bike! yellow bike! pic.twitter.com/AL4KqjIUxp

11:44 am · July 31, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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mumbled Edgar. A constable familiar with Edgar appeared on the scene. ‘Edgar, what are you doing? Your giraffe was pardoned long ago,’ said the constable. ‘Was she?’ said Edgar, a smile further damaging his ruined face. The constable, taking offense, clubbed Edgar senseless.

11:59 am · July 30, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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‘Say, pal, watch where you’re going,’ said a night watchman narrowly avoiding a collision with Edgar. ‘Pardon my giraffe,’ said Edgar, and he staggered on. Eight weeks passed. A man stepped over Edgar’s legs, extended as they were out onto the sidewalk. ‘Pardon my giraffe,’

11:59 am · July 30, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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2020 #flashfiction ‘Pardon my giraffe,’ said Edgar. ‘Why did that funny man say “Pardon my giraffe?” said Alice. ‘Never mind, darling. Hurry along now,’ said Alice’s mother. Edgar continued wandering the street, bumping into walls, windows, and the occasional parking meter.

11:59 am · July 30, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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5 of 5 stars to Killing Floor by Lee Child goodreads.com/review/show/34…

8:57 pm · July 29, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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prunes. Subsequent to this, open the screen door and release the salamanders into the wild. Return to your work area and forcefully press the halves of the croissant together. Serve with tap water, a paperback novel, and a stern warning.

11:47 am · July 29, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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worried into a small pile, then forgotten. Retrieve the bottom half of the croissant and bring it into the field of play. Pat prunes into place, making a row of them along the croissant. Pay attention to the salamanders now. Take them in hand and pass them lightly over the

11:47 am · July 29, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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SANDWICH RECIPE #dada You will need: 4 prunes 2 whole salamanders pinch of salt croissant Halve the croissant lengthwise and set aside. Arrange the prunes to your satisfaction on any flat surface. Ignore the salamanders until further notice. The pinch of salt should be

11:47 am · July 29, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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BEATRIX, THE BIRTHDAY GIRL #BeatrixPotter pic.twitter.com/M3r9YZN0NL

11:53 am · July 28, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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WAITING FOR NOVEMBER THIRD #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/KXLs7Dncgp

11:50 am · July 28, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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NAME CHANGE #dada When Mooncladdle Smith had finally had it up to here with his name, he legally changed it to Mooncladdle Popcornhead.

11:44 am · July 27, 2020

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