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Steve Shilstone

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4 of 5 stars to Undaunted Courage by Stephen E. Ambrose goodreads.com/review/show/41…

6:04 pm · August 1, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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BOULDER, BOLDER, BOWLED HER #limerick There once was a very fine boulder. No one in the meadow was bolder. He gathered flowers for several hours. His true love? Over he bowled her. pic.twitter.com/7D9oxVfFYW

10:50 am · August 1, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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3 SISTERS #nonsense Three sisters went to the moon. Their names were April, May, and June. They found no air or curtains there. ‘We won’t be returning soon,’ said April and May and especially June.

11:00 am · July 31, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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WHERE THEY WAIT #fairytales this is the wood where witches wait impatiently for wandering fools to decorate the walls of caves with spatter for captive ghouls pic.twitter.com/4pXC2z6IWi

10:53 am · July 30, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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PURPLE REIGN #floral pic.twitter.com/rHyn3GdhOU

10:44 am · July 29, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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SPECKS #floral pic.twitter.com/9kZTv734dQ

10:40 am · July 28, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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BEYOND #FairyTaleTuesday She disappeared into whiteness above the billowing waves Far from home she flew to dwell in the comforting echo of caves With blended thoughts, dark and light woven, she sat, content to wait Oh, what revenge she would deliver. Oh, what horrible fate! pic.twitter.com/5MlQ9LX9OQ

10:41 am · July 27, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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“Salmon and smoke. Will that be all?” “That’s what she said,” replied Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, eyebrow shaving, blonde at bar waving. A citizen’s arrest was made by a strange armadillo in a green trench coat. No newspapers survived, and silliness was kept at a minimum.

10:49 am · July 26, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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chain, focus located. “I was born ready,” said Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, foot floor tapping, knuckle table rapping. “What’ll it be then?” “How fresh is the salmon?” “I had to slap its face. It made a comment. Fresh enough.” “I’ll have that and a glass of smoke.”

10:49 am · July 26, 2021

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

HARRISON MULT #nonsense Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, posing as if being considered for a seat on the Supreme Court, studied the menu. “Hello, my name is Legion. I’ll be your meal escort today. Are you ready to order, sir?” she said, pen at the ready, hair bunned, glasses on

10:49 am · July 26, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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5 of 5 stars to One Hundred Apocalypses and Other Apo... by Lucy Corin goodreads.com/review/show/41…

7:52 pm · July 24, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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lumberjack fired the pistol. The insurance adjuster took an early lead, but was overtaken and trampled to jelly by the elephant. The people waiting around with bread and peanut butter were beneath contempt.

10:50 am · July 24, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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eyes of rage at the broken sky. Insufferable insults had been exchanged days earlier at the box convention, and now the result, a 100 yard race of hate, was about to play out to its inevitable forensic conclusion. Ravens gathered in the dirigible overhead just as the renegade

10:50 am · July 24, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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THE ELEPHANT AND THE TAX CONSULTANT #nonsense The elephant and the tax consultant crouched low, preparing to hurl themselves down the track. The starter, a renegade lumberjack, raised her pistol. Neither elephant nor insurance adjuster spoke a word, but both peered through slit

10:50 am · July 24, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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observant,” said the barrier. “State your desire.” “Return to me my husband fully as merry as always he was,” said Gerda, the wife. No sooner said than done. The barrier disappeared. The good husband stood baffled, but merry. The pair returned home and lived merrily ever after.

10:51 am · July 23, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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searched the woods for days. At last, she gazed at the enchanted lavender barrier. More cautious than her good husband, she paused and thought. “If, strange and beautiful barrier, you are enchanted as I so believe, you will grant me one wish,” said the peddler’s wife. “You are

10:51 am · July 23, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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THE ENCHANTED BARRIER #fairytale When the old peddler encountered an enchanted barrier of lavender blooms deep in the forest, he proceeded cautiously, but not cautiously enough. No trace of him remained. The peddler’s wife, alarmed when her good husband failed to return home, pic.twitter.com/FjfMNvjAyF

10:51 am · July 23, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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Great Chambered Mountain of Ken. Ken was quite perturbed, and rightly so.

10:57 am · July 22, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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molten ravine and were consumed by the Thunder Bull Lizard of Gauze. The Lizard scuttled merrily across river and dale and roy and trigger, finding and consuming the Cube of Happy Flavors and the Tree of Pensive Contemplation before going to live forever in the

10:57 am · July 22, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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THE LIZARD OF GAUZE #nonsense Once a cruel carpenter and his savage beast set out to find and steal the Cube of Flavors from the Tree of Pensive Contemplation, which, according to legend, grew somewhere east of the Great Chambered Mountain of Ken. Unfortunately, they fell into a

10:57 am · July 22, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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MARGARITA CANSINO #ritahayworth In response to Margarita’s question about the fairest of them all, the mirror says, ‘You’re good to go now, but wait ’til later.’ pic.twitter.com/pSYfUuSnEB

10:42 am · July 21, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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those days weren’t much for having live human beings in elected positions. Look around. Who can blame them?

10:35 am · July 20, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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send to eternal rest the varmint that had spooked him, the lone result of his action was a shot house. The varmint skedaddled, and the house harbored a grudge for the remainder of its days. As for Clarence Forbes, he ran for sheriff and was defeated by a pail of lager. Folks in

10:35 am · July 20, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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INCIDENT IN THE OLD WEST #dada In the Old West, where men were men and so were women, Clarence Forbes shot a house. Spooked by a varmint, Clarence launched himself skyward, and when he returned to solid ground, he unburdened his holster and shot a house. While his intent was to

10:35 am · July 20, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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WHEN FLOWERS ARE BUTTERFLIES #poetry #art when flowers are butterflies and butterflies are flowers we will walk in dreams of enchanted bowers pic.twitter.com/DHOF9opmEh

10:41 am · July 19, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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5 of 5 stars to Jubilee by Margaret Walker goodreads.com/review/show/41…

8:03 am · July 19, 2021

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

5 of 5 stars to Jubilee by Margaret Walker goodreads.com/review/show?id…

11:31 pm · July 18, 2021

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

and Charles. I like it in the pantry despite my random blackouts. It’s the anger, you see. The anger, I tell you.

10:52 am · July 18, 2021

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

gathered most of the footman’s torso and buried it next to Buddy’s paws while Frida, the cook, worked on the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle. The parlor maid played the harmonium. All right, I’ll admit it. It’s splendid to be rich

10:52 am · July 18, 2021

Steve Shilstone

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footman’s dog. Time passed. The staff dared to creep back after Mills, the butler, observed through his binoculars and commented on the closing of the pantry door. They buried the paws, the lone remnants of Buddy. The footman wept and vowed revenge. On the following day, they

10:52 am · July 18, 2021

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